"Back To The Illusions, #8... Conditionality Exists" . . .

me: Lord i’m dyin here,
what "do" i have to "do" for You to love me ?

God : I AM LOVE

me: So i don’t have to "do anything" ?

GOD : Wait ... I changed My mind...
I will Love you "If" you obey my commandments.

me : i was just testing You Lord ...
i thought You said ... You are LOVE ...

GOD : Don’t question or test ME or you’ll burn ...
I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL GOD

me : Chill Out Lord ....
Seriously though ... what are Your Commandments ?

GOD : Read My Book . . .

me : i have... it’s too confusing...
God, do You have any idea how many different Christian churches there are ?
Everyone has a different interpretation...
Now there is this "New" Emerging PoMo church.
Didn't You destroy Sodom and Gomorah because of Pomo's ?

GOD : Too Bad ... Too Sad ... Not My problem ...
I gotta go ... I have a World to Run . . .
And it was homo's not Pomo's you idiot ...

Me (whispering) : You’re not doing a good job with this world
and what did you call me ???

GOD : I heard that ... Don't question Me ... Ya wanna burn ?

me (thinking): Where’s the LOVE ? ? ?

GOD : I heard that too . . .


"Inspired Conditions
to be met in order to receive Unconditional Love" . . .

1) Read and study the Bible (don’t forget to memorize it)

2) Believe in Jesus.

3) Come forward and pray the sinner’s prayer.

4) Confess your sins (all of them) everyday.

5) Repent with a Godly Sorrow and turn from All Sin.
(go and sin no more).

6) Deny yourselves and take up your cross. (die daily)

7) Surrender your life to Jesus. (die In Christ)

8) Be willing to give up all material possessions.

9) Die for your friends. (optional... you’ve already died twice)

10) Make Jesus your Lord and Master.

11) Be baptized (dunked under) water.

12) Be baptized with the Holy Spirit.

13) Find a good church and learn more things to do.
Then, when you don’t want to do them . . . quote . . .

"We are Saved by Grace through Faith, not by works or the Law".

14) Keep repeating the steps and try harder,
even though you’ll never achieve them.

15) Remember, you’re forgiven not perfect.

If You Can . . . Repeat after me . . .

"We Are Making This All Up" . . .

Stay Tuned... Illusion #9 Superiority Exist...